I must be too annoying 4 u.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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