I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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