I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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