got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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