I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The adults are the big ones right?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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