As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
