he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
