I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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