Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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