Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
well you can't waste a boner
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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