So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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