I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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