Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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