the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
