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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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