eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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