your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just puked most of my soul out..
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