Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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