Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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