The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
How does one acquire holy water?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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