Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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