ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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