did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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