Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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