We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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