do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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