More tranny stories later!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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