I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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