If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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