I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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