god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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