I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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