Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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