Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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