Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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