Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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