OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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