my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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