my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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