My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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