Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Is Oprah even human
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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