Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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