i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
