Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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