i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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