Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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