I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Bring me that man meat
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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