I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
her vagine was all disorganized.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
