We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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