ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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