i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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